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Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be [intoxicated], which in some cases they are. Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't [understand] how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man. The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful [bitch slap].
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