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1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy. Believed to be based on [the main character] from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the [nightmares] of young children. Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit. 2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands [manipulated] with a large kipper. 3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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