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A quelch is a [vaginal burp] similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast [infections]. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch [immediately] flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
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