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to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way. When it is positive this mean spending hours [on the phone] with, writing love poems to, asking her parents for their consent, and bringing dark roses to.. When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking. Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians. To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl. Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time. NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and may register as these symptons: [whipped boyfriend], bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for [bros before hoes] rule and other unpleasant things
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