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Any person who works for Microsoft. They are not able to come up with an original thought. Some people say they are all creatively dead. Others say they are a mindless human being. Microsoft Zombies are known for stealing ideas from Apple and Linux. Their [implementation] of a stolen idea is always sub standard. They are also known for trying to prove to the world their products are better. Microsoft Zombies are also very [hypocritical]. They are known for saying Google is a monopoly because they have a large share of [the internet] search market share. If you point out Microsoft has over 90% of the desktops, they will tell you that is "different".
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