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Jesus was way cool. Everybody like Jesus.
Everybody wanted to hang out with him. 
Anything he wanted to do, he did.
He turned water into wine, and if he had wanted to, 
He could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine,
or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
He walked on the water and swam on the land.
He would tell these stories and people would listen.
He was really cool. 
If you were blind, or lame, you just went to Jesus and he would put his 
hands on you and you would be healed. 
That's so cool.

He could have played guitar [better than] Hendrix. 
He could have told the future.
He could have baked the most [delicious cake] in the world. 
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. 
He could have danced better than Baryshnikov. 
Jesus would have been funnier than any comedian you can think of.

Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood.
That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. 
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, so they killed him.

But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, did a [little dance], and went up to heaven. I mean, that's so cool. No wonder there are so many [Christians].

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