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Tom Cruise awakens in 2185 aboard a Scientology space station that is under attack. After Tom Cruise aids the Scientology space station, Tom Cruise is granted an audience with L.Ron Hubbard, who explains that Tom Cruise was revived and 'upgraded' in return for his aid combating a new threat. Human colonies have been attacked, and their colonists have gone missing. L.Ron Hubbard believes this is the work of Tom Cruise's old enemy, Xenu, an Evil Space-Lord that [periodically] harvests the galaxy once galactic civilization reaches a certain point. Tom Cruise and his team investigate a recently attacked colony and discover that the mysterious insect-like Collectors were behind the attack and are [responsible] for abductions at other human colonies. L.Ron Hubbard places Tom Cruise in command of the DC-8 SR-2, modeled after the original. With L.Ron Hubbard's guidance, Tom Cruise recruits a team for what is assumed to be a [suicide mission].
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