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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking: 'wow, what fancy [elaborate] condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really [successful] businessman with house full of [expensive] and shiny items."
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