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Non-ficticious underworld crimeboss who is widely regarded as being the stencil for the majority of "movie baddies".

Born with a hole in his face and a spur on his elbow, Fartfinger rose steadily through the ranks of "local hardmen" whilst still at [kindergarten] in Vienna. It was here that he had his first brush with the law following an incident with a nun, a Bolivian monkey and an umbrella.

At age 9, in the beautiful city of Belfast, he was finally arrested - on charges of stealing Antwerp - but got away scot-free as a result of eating many people involved in the case, including the judge, the prosecutor, twenty-seven [kittens], the jury and his own mother.

Following an awful incident where he saw the film 'Bad Eggs' Fartfinger decided to travel to [Australia] to kill several awful actors and writers. Sadly it was during a train journey across [australia] to sydney in his search for these silver-screen villains that he fell ill with 'poisoned face' and he is now buried, albeit still alive, somewhere in the Nullabor along with what is rumoured to be [EVERYTHING] to do with the film 'Bad Eggs'.

What an awful film the 'Bad Eggs' are.

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