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Similar to [morning glory], wherein you suddenly find yourself with a [throbbing] erection out of nowhere, except it occurs in the evening, largely between the hours of 19.00 and 23.00. The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike [morning glory], it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward. One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
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