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WoFuS is a scale that has become a defacto standard for rating women's [attractiveness].

It combines the effect of “beer goggles” and the regret of having sex with a particular woman. The scale utilizes two digits in order to achieve this.

The 1st digit refers to the number of drinks (one beer or a shot)one has to consume in order to be attracted enough to want to have sex with the woman. The [2nd] digit measures the regret of having had sex with the same woman upon sobering up. This measure is from 0 to 10. Zero means that the woman is attractive enough to have sex with completely sober. Ten is very extreme and usually means severe [psychological] trauma or death, as would be the case if one had [sex with a woman] with AIDS, or one’s own mother.

Attractive women are rated as 0 0, since one can have sex with them sober and regret nothing. The WoFuS rating for these women now takes on a third digit. Third digit is a scale of 1 to 10 of how attractive a woman is. Ten is extremely rare and is a benchmark for what a woman should look like, usually a celebrity. Any woman that is rated 0 0, is referred to as a “double O”. Double Os essentially have their own category within WoFuS, and aside from the 00 part it is just like a common 1 to 10 rating scale.

For extremely ugly women, WoFuS users simply give them a generic rating of 20 10. Meaning 20 drinks will put one in a state of blackout/[alcohol poisoning], just to wake to a considerably decreased desire to live

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