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A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while [simultaneously] [stimulating] the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in [stinky cheese]. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
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