Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

An office based [environment] designed to suck all the life and ambition out of you.Where your only sancuary is the toilets where you only have 5 mins before the lights go off and it becomes a game of blind mans wipe and washing your hands under the taps can result in 3rd degree burns.keyers are under paid and food from the vending machines require a morgage.The mdec is rife with infected keyboards and an arsonist working in the canteen(if the poison dont get you the [burnt salad] will).If for some reason a keyer is unable to attend a WTL session(aka nap time) it does require a note from your mum.Rife with thieves (aka romec)6 guys,6 weeks,6 grand to change a light bulb.Word of warning you will be told to move seats at some point if you talk to much,talk to little,yawn,scatch your nose or any part of your face,get below 98%,turn [your head],adjust your seat,blink or do anything of this nature.As well as offering a wide choice of working hours including part-time, this shift is also [offered] out to the lift,which seems to work less hours than anyone.Generous parking facitilies are offered to employees and this does double up as a employee [swimming pool] after a brief spell of rain.To Sum up a great place to work!!

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant