Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A hippiehole is a yogi/masseur/herbalist/guitar player who completely envelops himself in the hippie culture. He would also be the type of person who rides mountain bikes, meditates for hours, and enjoys standing on his head. A hippiehole will say that he is sensitive and [compassionate] and into truth, love, and beauty. On occasion, he will proclaim his affection for his friends in an outdoor setting. In reality, a hippiehole is flaky, neurotic, and only cares about his [mountain bike], which he fashioned from scavenged parts, and his weed. A hippiehole, while usually good in bed as a result of his studies in tantra, does not make for a good longterm partner due to his paranoia, selfishness, jealousy, and [delusions of grandeur]. Also note, the hippiehole is very much affected by the phases of the moon. Beware of the hippiehole during a fullmoon.
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.