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A young Mary-sue who is a total klutz that even if she did die in the first book you wouldn’t be surprised. She [practically] lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is [impregnated] by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after [giving birth] to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.
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