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smokin mexi who really enjoys soup. most malintzins are called "mal" by their math [substitute teachers], then [the teacher] grabs the back of their neck. but dont worry, all malintzins are invincible: they will always turn into pterodactyls. they often see yao ming purchasing raspberry snow cones. when a teacher walks by, the malintzin will make a supernatural sound, originating from the throat, and will point under the right of left thigh. the malintzin is a very [interesting] creature but is lovable and loved by all:
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