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Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R. The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is [disturbed]. Now this [generally] only applies to [furniture], but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
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