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Developed by Kevin in describing Martins consistent exercise of the fundamental governing laws of [economics]. Martin has given a new meaning to the term, "supply and demand." Martins ability of not being around when others talk about him has caused him to become [immortalized] in legendary delusions others fabricate as a defense mechanism in result of compensating for his lack of presence in their lives, also known as "ZEUS Effect".

His lack of presence is the greatest anomaly since wheat bread at the [Cheesecake Factory]. With his brief sightings throughout the US, including the Angeles Crest Forest, the [Rocky mountains],( because he's can stay warm there shirt-less),and Las Vegas (because of they support limitless buffets that can satisfy his appetite,) Martin has established a reputation and following one of many  known as "Smartin," to the educational community, "Bubba" to the" CEA (Competetive Eating Association,)" and  "Sasquatch," to the southerners. The longest Martin sightings has taken place in a series of buffets throughout the U.S. Which after an encounter, end up claiming bankruptcy in result of martins insatiable appetite. Refusing the Right To Service to Martin would be considered the eight deadly sin...especially at a buffet.

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