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A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the [intoxication] of otherwise innocent teenagers. This [intoxication] will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits. Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus. Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be [irresponsible]. I am not a video camera.
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