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An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games. The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid [masturbational] movements of the hand. Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to [contraction] of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster. [Not to be confused with] Pokesturbate.
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