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A term referring to a misshaped male genitalia. A Cygnus occurs when the shaft shortens and becomes many times wider at the base while the tip makes flat, often resembling an upside down tea-cup. Further symptoms of Cygnus can be an over-inflated ego, an urge to complain about [everything] and a constant need to wear womens thong underwear backwards. Some scientists thought that Cygnus or Cygni were caused from rapid and [repetitive] [masturbation]. But new studies show that it is caused when a lowly male attempts to sodomize an unwilling prostitute of the same sex.
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