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Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat [motorbike], and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of [half a chicken] with [curry sauce] from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
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