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Fake [Toblerone]; store re-branding of Toblerone clones (Toblerclones). It's swiss chocolate with honey and nougat meant to emulate Toblerone, but instead of the patented [triangular] shape, it comes in a funky Trapezoid shape whose corners still hurt the rectum when taken as a suppository. Whether President's Choice brand, Life brand, Governor's Choice, or whoever else sells it under their own brand, it's all made by the same company. [Previously] known as Toblerclone, the trendier "Fauxblerone" is more common in modern hipster parlance.
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