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A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard. Illegal drugs such as laxatives are [occasionally] used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to [facilitate] their victory. [Ghost turds] and farts do not count
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