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S.C.U.F. is an acronym For Spontaneous [Catastrophic] Unit Failure. SCUF is a term that describes erictile disfunction in the moment of passion... Right when she wants it the most it fails him. similar to coke dick, or [whiskey dick] but with far broader situational applications. Some of the most common forms of SCUFing are as follows: 1. Drug induced SCUFing or D.I.S. (includes coke, whiskey, etc.) is when do to biochemical reaction the cock won't swell to usable capacity. 2. Precarious mind SCUF or P.M.S. This is a guy who is overwhelmed by insecurities. he is affraid to preform, feels inadequate, he's a Simp and can never have sex like a man. 3. Female induced PMS: this is when a woman causes insecurity so intense that dudes package just hides. ( of course he is always partly at fault cause my dick for example [don't give a fuck] what she says, it just likes to hear her cum voice...
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