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Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by [definition] is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly. To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the [rectal cavity] of a man or woman. This should be done with a [running start] to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide. The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
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