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The complete opposite of expert. An asspert gets paid to do something he or she is [absolutely] no good at. An asspert never improves despite years of practice. Assperts are generally located in high school guidance departments but can be found pretty much anywhere in the education field. An asspert will never accept [responsibility] for bad advice and will [inevitably] blame the victim.
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