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Cron- An [omnipresent] being whos knowledge is unquestionable and power is all encompassing. The Cron is a master of wheat avoidance, listener of reggae, enjoyer of cider and buyer of cat food. Crons word is final. It is said there are only 3 main enemies of Cron; Zonya: the uneducated styler of hair from the realm of Blackburn. Sheltem: The encroacher of Cron, he plans to [eventually] throw Cron into the sun. [Statistical analysis]: The bain of Crons existence. The Cron is a rarely seen being as it is said she sleeps well into the afternoon and rarely rises from this extreme slumber.
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