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The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.

Once a year, on [cinco de mayo], they will partake in festivities during the [night time]. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol [intoxicated], [blind as a bat] women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.

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