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A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not [immediately] relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their [fecal matter] increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are [generally] quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.
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