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A Jersey Turtle is an annoying and vaguely Soprano-esqe pest that crawls out of the armpit of the [United States], New Jersey, and infests 'quaint' and 'resort' towns throughout the state of Vermont. As soon as the snow hits they come up from [hibernation] to 'hit the slopes, dude!' The most common location for a Jersey Turtle to be spotted is along USRT.4 heading from [New York state] into Rutland, VT. Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.
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