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A fictional creature from Christian mytholgy. An evolutionist (alternately spelled "evilutionist") begins life as something resembling a monkey, but upon reaching puberty morphs into a humanoid creature. Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin ([not to be confused with] naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus. Evolutionists are one of the few [mythical creatures] that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and [Hannah Montanna].
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