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Felchman Function: noun [Etymology]: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching". 1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then [sleeping off] their hangover until the afternoon. 2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic [relationship] with.
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