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The balderdash is a sex position. The common version: Both partners cover their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed. The top stands at the end of the room facing the bed and makes a running leap (like a slip-and-slide) towards their partner, [penetrating] the partner during the process. If the bottom is a girl, her pubes should be waxed into a [landing strip], or a [brazillian wax] to avoid any rug burn The traditional version: Both partners must shave their entire bodies, including pubes. (Hence the "bald"erdash). For variants of this position, see Mudslide.
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