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An obese Aardvark. When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark". Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) [environmental] or c) both. The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak. The [environmental] component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault. The mix of genetic [disposition] and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
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