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A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing [the internet]), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. [The hammer] is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is [the original] Gavel of Justice.
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