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Pronunciation: Ap-RIL-la-don A dinosaur from the paleolithic period that can still be found to this day roaming parties. Although she appears to be a normal twenty-something female during normal hours this is not the case! Whenever you add alcohol, especially tequila, she transforms into her former, prehistoric, self. The Apriladawn is the most dangerous [cock blocking] prehistoric species that has been discovered. She is capable of [cock blocking] not only male-to-female hookups but can also cock block same sex interactions. Although she claims to have no knowledge of the [cock blocking] she is masterful in her art. The Apriladawn should be avoided at all costs unless you really have no desire to get down with some get down!
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