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An [opportunity] for companies like Blackwater and KBR to make a killing, in however way you want to interpret that.

It actually isn't a war, since former [President Bush] declared "mission [accomplished]" on day 89/90 of his lease on the military. Now it has turned into a "rebuilding effort," or a more appropriate term could be damage control.

Now here's the trick that the U.S had up its sleeve all along: they didn't want Iraq to be "democratic," or whatever that's suposed to mean. They wanted to take over Iraq for its potential in the sand business. Yes, I promise you, the sand business.

You might say that's lunacy, but what else makes sense?

You see, if the Americans take back the Holy Sands, which was prized by all in the Middle Ages, they can build the biggest fucking sandecastle in the world.

This will be used to imprison all so-called "terrorists," but more importantly, it will be used to compensate for America's... eh... problem.

Just like the average American civilian's stockload of compensating tools called "guns," the world's biggest fuckign sand castle ever will represent a giant penis.

Just like [Manifest Destiny], Sandifest Destiny will be a wet dream come true for Americans and mutated lizards (Dick Cheney) alike.

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