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n. A hilariously named beer originally brewed in Milwaukee by Joseph Schlitz. It can (and will) get you drunk for a [reasonable price]. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has [experienced] a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers. Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than [Milwaukee's Best]...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good. Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.
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