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The condition of someone being frantically suspicious/cautious or intensely emo and shut-in. This mental instability usually occurs when the victim is in small groups or alone. A person who is paranoid may very well be convinced that they're being watched by a wide assortment of imaginary figures &/or "real" people. Imaginary figures may include, but are not limited to: ninjas, pirates, zombies, the FBI, aliens, shonen bat, pokemon, "nothing", cats in the ceiling, snow monsters, ghosts, demons, and/or secret organizations. "Real" people may include a creepy old person you saw at the supermarket, that veteran who sits [on the bench] across that street, your [uncle], the police, the FBI, joggers, TLA's(three-letter-agencies), your other uncle, gangsters(or gangstahz), [black people], street bums, local, national, or [international] gangs, and Paranoia support groups. Many fears can easily stem directly from paranoia. Contrary to popular belief, the fear of the dark is also a byproduct of paranoia.
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