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A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a [port-a-potty], and gets [the splash back] effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, [the splash] goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.
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