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A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, [the Ghost in the Machine] awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on. Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, [forgetfulness], random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems [you don't know] how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
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