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The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher [percentage] of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets ([Kermit the Frog]). This obviously results in two truths to become certain: 1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola and 2) The [Swedish Chef] represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.
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