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An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting [Margaret Atwood] poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, [representing] the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into [the Stanley Cup]. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."
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