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(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near [unbreakable bond] only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The [attraction] from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or [video game] systems.
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