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Name for a closeted party animal who somehow, when she has lost all motoric coordination, lands somewhere between a bucket and the [porcelain throne]. Her appearance is deceiving; she converses with classical musicians and frequently can be found in the local [grocery store]. However, once the shades are drawn and the lights are out, she will weedle her way into your bed if you are not careful. Refrain from being in any state of [intoxication] around said person; statistics show that there is a 9 in 10 possibility of being shot in a drive-by on 37th Drive while running nude in the street screaming "Iren!". Oh, and she's hot. And she has a nice ass.
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