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A person who claims they want to stop smoking and drink less and then calls you up at 22:30 on a Monday/Tuesday/[Wednesday night] after you have already gone to bed to go to the local pub where the losers hang out. Can, under certain [circumstances], also be referred to as "Douche-a-bag". Displays primate-like and obsessive compulsive behaviour and will run away when [frightened].
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