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Canada's history is a sex act involving only the oldest Canadians. The act is performed by visiting a graveyard and finding the oldest Canadian in the graveyard. Once the oldest Canadian is found, it is exhumed from it's reseting place. It must then adequately lubed up in Maple Syrup, preferably from Vermont to add insult to injury. The next step is the hardest, as you must make sure to fill up all the subjects holes adequately. The final act, then, is to have an additional participant climb the deceased's tombstone and perform a full-heigh elbow drop, expelling all of Canada's History onto the happy recipients.
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