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The "Flying J" is a fairly difficult and athletic sexual manuever akin to such greats as the "Houdini", the "Bucking Bronco," or the "[Donkey Punch]." It requires very specific [circumstances] and great precision. However, the satisfaction that comes with a perfect execution is that much greater.

- You're shooting hoops in the driveway or the local court.
- Your girlfriend or some unsuspecting hottie is standing under the basketball net, watching you school chumps all day.
- You take a water break and get some [quick] nookie from the hoochie under the net--enough to get a mean hard on.
- Then you swiftly run back to the foul line, turn around and start gaining momentum for a monster jam. - While running towards the hoop, dribble with one hand and unzip your fly with the other (Pull down your waist band if you're wearing mesh shorts).
- Jump as high as you can, slam dunk dat shit yo, and land your floppy nutsack directly in her mouth. (It should be gaping wide open in awe of your mad balling skillz and massive erection).
- [Congratulations]. You have just executed a perfect "Flying J". As the ball goes in the hoop, your balls go in her mouth.
- For bonus points, go for a "Flying J with a Full Landing" (Hang onto the rim while she finishes you off).
- For style points, go for a "Bill Russel Trombone" (Reverse slam it and have her give you a "[Rusty Trombone]" upon dunking)

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