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An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was [going to town], [the old man] takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into [the stanley cup], and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.
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